Yeah, stupid joke. I voted for Obie and even I find the constant media spotlight a little silly. Wow, he moved the couch himself! He looks like the kind of guy I'd like to have a beer with! At least he actually drinks beer, and not O'Doul's, like that other guy. I was gonna complain about the media panic on Swine Flu but if it distracts them from asking us if the First Lady is showing too much arm, let them get us all guzzling Tamiflu and wearing masks.
Buy some vitamin C and hand sanitizer, and tell sick co-workers to go the heck home. Problem solved.