Sunday, March 22, 2009

Yoda musings

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How would Yoda say "I shit you not?"

a) "You I not shit!"

b) "Shit you not, I."

c) "Not shit you, I do."

d) "Shit you, shit you not. A Jedi cares not about these things."

Sorry, let me get back to dubbing Gunnery Sgt. Hartmann's lines from Full Metal Jacket in my Yoda voice. It's impossible to do without laughing.

"Tonight, sleep you will with your lightsaber. Give it you will a girl's name, for the only pussy you are going to get, this is! Days of finger-banging Gingko Bilobacrotch through her pertty pink panties, over they are! Married you are, to the Force. And faithful, shall you be!"


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